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Photos You Need To Really Look At To Understand

These are some Funny Photos of Peoples You Need To Look closer so have a look at them to check if you were right in first look

This is no a woman on a flying carpet

This is no a woman on a flying carpet - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

This is not a woman carrying a man

This is not a woman carrying a man - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

Those are not what you think

Those are not what you think

 

This boy does not have a giant head

This boy does not have a giant head

 

This is not a girl with hairy arms

This is not a girl with hairy arms - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

This bot is not picking up his own head

This bot is not picking up his own head - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

This is not a hockey layer with no head

This is not a hockey layer with no head

 

This is not a baby with an old man head

This is not a baby with an old man head - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

This is not a tiny man riding a woman’s back

This is not a tiny man riding a woman's back

 

This is not a woman with a foot for a hand

This is not a woman with a foot for a hand - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

This is not a man with a tiny head

This is not a man with a tiny head - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

This is not a woman grabbing her crotch

This is not a woman grabbing her crotch - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

This is  not a girl with no neck

This is  not a girl with no neck - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

This is not a boy with girl legs

This is not a boy with girl legs - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

That is also not what you think it is

That is also not what you think it is - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

These are not conjoined twns

These are not conjoined twns - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

And this is not a baby with gigantic legs

And this is not a baby with gigantic legs - Funny Photos of Peoples

 

 

So These Were Some Funny Photos of Peoples in strange situations .Hope you enjoyed these photos

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Simple Post Views without Plugin

This is a part 2 of our article on how to add Simple Post Views without Plugin in WordPress,In this part we will add more optional features to our code

In previous part we shown you how to create a simple post view counter without a Plugin and just using Post meta.Now in this second part we will extend our existing function and we will add some more features to it .So we are going to add some more parameters to  my_get_post_views  function.

What I am going to do is i will add few more parameters so we will have more control to our post views counter function.

as you can see i have added 5 more parameters to our function my_get_post_views ,Let me give details about each parameters i added.

$update_view  – if true this function will also update the view counter.No need to call my_set_post_views function to update counter
$hide_on_zero  – If you do not want 0 views to be displayed set it to true.
$append_singular – Text to append if number of view is singular ( less then 2).
$append_plural  – Text to append if number of view is plural ( greater then 1 ).
$enclosed_html  – you can also put a custom html to wrap views and %s will be replaced with total post views Ex: <h1>%s</h1>

 

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Simple Post Views without Plugin

In Previous part we added few parameters to our my_get_post_views function which gave us a lot more flexibility in using our post view counter function.What we can do next is we can add wordpress shortcode support to our  Simple Post Views system.

After adding short code functionality to our code we will be able to control on which page we want to display the Post view counter or record post views,suppose in some case you only want to record post views for certain posts or page,you can use use this shortcode and embed it directly in to your desired location in wordpress post editor

This way you do not have to edit php file to put post view recording function in it.So here is the code which will add the shortcode facility

now you can use short code in your wordpress post editor like this:

[post_views update= ‘1’  nozero=’0′ singular=’view’ plural=’views’ html='<h1>%s</h1>’ ]

Let me Briefly summaries short code parameters

update= ‘1’  Short will also update post view counter no need to  call function my_set_post_views ()

nozero=’0′ If you do not want 0 views to be displayed set it to 1 otherwise 0

singular=’view’ Text to append if number of view is in singular.

plural=’views’ Text to append if number of view is in plural.

html='<h1>%s</h1>’ you can set html formatting your self ,just put %s where you want the views to appear

 

Final Complete Snippet with Shortcode support:

Replace your old snippet in functions.php with this new one ,also if you are going to use shortcode and it’s parameter update=’1′ you do not need to call function my_set_post_views in your template file.

 

I hope you liked this series of artical on how to add Post Views without a Plugin using Post Meta  in wordpress.Please post comment if you have any question ,and dont forget to share this article if you think it will be helpful for someone else

Posts in this series
  1. Simple Post Views without a Plugin in WordPress
  2. Simple Post Views without Plugin in WordPress Part 2
  3. WordPress: Simple Post Views without a Plugin using Post Meta Part 3 - [ Shortcode support]

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Simple Post Views without Plugin

Here we will show you how you can add Simple Post Views without a Plugin in wordpress just by using post meta ,just follow these steps and your blog will be ready with post view counter

STEP 1 – Are you ready to add my simple Post Views without a Plugin in wordpress ?

Put this code in your theme’s functions.php file.Snippet below records post views using Post Meta

 STEP 2

If you want to display post view counter in you page then you must put this code in your template file where you want post views to be displayed

 STEP 3

This step is very important as this snippet records post views to database so you must put this code in your single.php file.

 

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This is a very simple IQ test, but what happens at the end will just blow your mind. I can not really explain how this happens, but is really extraordinary. It is not a rocket science, but you must try it and see for yourself. Don’t cheat or write anything down or use a calculator as this is really simple arithmetic.

So are you ready?

A mind-blowing test
A mind-blowing test

Are you in vast percentage of peoples who thought “red hammer?” What about “red” or “hammer?” If you thought something else you’re in that rare 2% those were not red hammer,Well you must to show others this. Share your result and test others by clicking on the button below. See what your family and friends say!

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samsung-galaxy-s5-vs-samsung-galaxy-s4

Here we compiled a small features set offered by both galaxy s4 and galaxy s5

 

Design, measurements and weight
Samsung Galaxy S4: 137x70x7.9mm, 130g
Samsung Galaxy S5: 142x73x8.1mm, 145g

samsung-galaxy-s5

Screen
Samsung Galaxy S4: 5in 1080×1920 resolution Super AMOLED display, 441ppi
Samsung Galaxy S5: 5.1in 1920×1080 resolution Super AMOLED display, 432ppi

 

Performance
Samsung Galaxy S4: Quad-core 1.9GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon 600 processor, 2GB of RAM
Samsung Galaxy S5: Quad-core 2.5GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon 801 processor, 2GB of RAM

 

Operating system
Samsung Galaxy S4: Android 4.2.2 Jelly Bean, custom user interface
Samsung Galaxy S5: Android 4.4 Kitkat, custom user interface

samsung-galaxy-s5-colours

 

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Got that brand-new and eye-warming LCD or LED TV for your home? Here’s ByteColumn.com’s Upkeep and Care to give you instructions on the same.

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They are quite the trend now-a-days, replacing slim TVs and Flat-screen tubes. And they have become easily affordable too.

LCD/LED TVs now account for more than 80% of TV scales and the propensity of customers buying more of them has exulted manufacturers to release more models with latest technological advancements.

One needs to be very careful in getting the best buy that is possible. After buying, the maintenance is also very important to get that durable lifetime of the product.

  1. Temperature and Humidity:
    Make sure the television is not used in places with very high ambient temperatures. Its life span will be considerably reduced if done so. People residing in tropical climates can fix it in their bedrooms. Very low temperatures also spoil the gadget. Also make sure to keep the TV in a relatively less humid atmosphere. High humidity also damages the product. There should not be too much of fluctuations of temperature and humidity too.
  2. Power Connection:
    Make sure the television is connected to a socket with adequate power supply. If you are residing in an area where there is a lot of power fluctuations and frequent power failures, make sure you connect your television to a stabilizer so that it won’t be harmed by current supply factors.
  3. Dust and Spillage:Make sure the television is kept in a dust-free surrounding. A dusty atmosphere has a great chance to induce a short circuit, causing non-recoverable damage to the screen. Also, spilling of any kind must be strictly prevented. If you want to clean the screen, use the spray and use it in small quantities. Liquid substances should never be spilled on the device at any cost.
  4. Sharp Objects:The screen surface is made of delicate material and should not be poked with sharp objects. It is very vulnerable and such damage can create permanent problems to the proper operation of the device. Care must also be taken during shifting to not hit the screen accidentally on sharp edges etc.
  5. Dismantling:
    Do not try to open or service the device by yourself under any circumstances. Always ask the experts to do the same. Do not experiment with the gadget. Minor problems can be handled by using the user manual and troubleshooted.
  6. On/Off State:
    When you are sure that the TV will not be in use for sometime (esp. a holiday), please unplug the device from the socket. You can even use  a dry cloth to cover the device from dust. Also, when the gadget is not in use or when no one is around to watch, switch it off at once.
  7. User Manual:
    Make sure you read the user manual at least once before operation. Even though it might be boring and tedious, do it once. This would give you instructions for complete usage of the product, explaining all the features and also help you to tackle minor problems.

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If you follow the above tips and take care of your television, you can be sure that it will keep you entertained for a long period of time.

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98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost most of his hearing in the second world war, has traveled 25 kilometers every day for decades from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia – a trip he made by foot until recently – where he spends the day begging for money.

 

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

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online

In this internet age when privacy is considered to be a practical joke and the sites are spying on you whether it be for marketing related information or for general security, it is important that we know a little bit about how to protect ourselves.

This becomes a big problem as many people are not aware of how their privacy is being intruded upon. On the other day, I had my friend exclaim to me, totally astonished, “Dude, I had just browsed for some forex related stuff. Then browsed a dating forum. And behold, the forex ad was there, staring at me. How do they get to know my interest so soon?”

First thing that you want to know is that whenever you are online and log on to a website, the developer can track your activities online pretty easily. This allows companies to display relevant ads, deliver related contents and recommend products to you after collecting statistics about your online sessions.

However much a site has terms and conditions and however they promise you that they won’t use your information for anything other than ‘verification’, they all inadvertently track you. They track your browsing history, your current interests and your recent online searches. They all do it.

Here are a few steps that you can follow to get yourself some much-needed privacy.

1. Change Browser Settings:

By default, your browser allows websites to store small amount of information called COOKIES. Some genuine sites use this information to keep track of your preferences and to auto-login. But ‘naughty’ sites track information about you using the same cookies. You can easily change these settings in any browser and adjust it to store information only for a short time period. Or block cookies from certain sites which you think are behaving weirdly. You can also opt for “Private Browsing” mode (also known as incognito or inprivate) if you are using someone else’ computer system. You can also keep track of what info is stored and periodically remove the unwanted content that you suspect intrudes into your privacy.

2. PrivacyChoice.org

This website provides information and security options for your privacy. There are various tools to prevent or monitor tracking. Privacy Scores index can be used to search through many websites’ relevant policies to know with whom they share your information. A very valuable website for protecting your online privacy.

3. Search the Network Advertising Initiative site:

networkadvertising.org is a website formed by advertising companies to promote responsible business standards. It is easy to use the website and opt out of target ads from about 50 advertising networks.

4. Be mindful of other online dangers:

There are other simple steps to follow in order to be more secure online. The first would be to use a powerful password for your account. And do please use different passwords if you have multiple email and/or other accounts. Do not share your passwords to anyone. Purchase a smart anti-virus program such as Kaspersky Internet Security and update it regularly. If you find anything suspicious, please don’t click on the link for curiosity. Never open email attachments if it is unverified or it is from strangers. Try to avoid using public browsing centers/internet kiosks to check personal information.

Danger in online websites are closer than you might think and it goes beyond just tracking your browsing sessions for relevant advertising or product promotion. Lots of strange things are happening around us and it is our responsibility to be safe with our information with utmost strictness.

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ByteColumn here presents you with an eclectic collection of hilarious one-liners:

 

one-liners

 

I farted in an elevator yesterday… it was wrong on so many levels.

 

Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.

 

Don’t lend people money…it gives them amnesia.

 

Teamwork is essential – it allows you to blame someone else.

 

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

 

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

 

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…

 

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

 

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

 

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

 

I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I slowly bumped up my courage, and with full enthusiasm, I gave up reading.

 

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

 

Procrastination is like masturbation…
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you’re only screwing yourself.

 

Give a man a match and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

Normal people believe that “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” Engineers believe that “If it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet”.

 

Regular naps prevent old age….. especially if you take them while driving.

 

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?

 

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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