The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.”
Husband sent a text to wife at night, “Hi babe I will get home late, please wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text, “Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car“.
She text back, “Oh My God! Really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message“.
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.
With a low voice he said to his wife, “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.”
Wife, “No, I can’t marry anyone after you.”
Johnson, “But I want you to.”
Wife, “But why?”
Johnson, “Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!”
I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling.
“I’m better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience,” he replied.
“Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?” I asked in stunned disbelief.
“Well, I learned that my wife really loves me. You know that whenever the mailman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, my wife ran out to meet them. I could hear her excitedly saying, ‘My husband is home! My husband is home!’”
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