Advantages Of Being A Woman

by on August 4th, 2012

 Advantages Of Being A Woman

Why it’s better to be a Woman!

muscle woman

muscle woman

  • We got off the Titanic first.
  • We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
  • Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
  • We can cry and get off speeding fines.
  • We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
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  • Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  • We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  • Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies … (you get the point).
  • We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.
  • We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.
  • We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
  • If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  • We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
  • We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
  • If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
  • We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  • ¬†If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.
  • Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.
  • There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
  • We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
  • We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
  • We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Note to readers: This is for fun purpose only. Do not get offended by the contents in the article.

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