Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo.
All were missing the target. Suddenly he received a SMS from her ..”hi what are you doing ?”
He replied, “Honestly honey, I’m MISSING YOU”
Awesome text message sent by a man to his wife: “Hi Honey, I am just having my last beer and I will be home in 30 minutes. If I am not, please read this message again!”
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!”
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
“Yes?” replied the teacher.
“Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”
Man to Wife- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ?
Wife to Man – I’d Take Half n Leave You!
Man to Wife – Perfect! I’ve Won $10 , Here’s $5 Now Get Lost …
A note to readers: The jokes given above are for fun purpose only. Please enjoy the jokes and do not get offended by the content in them.